Day 259: 5/27/2012 - "Don't Blink"

"Don't blink
Just like that you're six years old and you take a nap...
Don't blink...
Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster then you think
So Don't blink

Naw, don't blink
Life Goes Faster Than You Think..."

Waiting Game: I've noticed that I spend most of my time waiting on things.  Some things I wait on with no problem - it's the way life is.  Other things make me impatient and I don't want to wait on them.  I wait on people to make moves in my Words with Friends games.  I hate it when I start a new game with a random opponent and they don't make the first move for hours!  Why did you put out a request for a game if you didn't want to play?  Today I've spent most of the day waiting for pain to go away.  It has eased enough to breath normally, but its not gone completely.  Waiting for something like that is probably the worst type of waiting.  You try to think about something else, wonder if there is anything else you can do to make the pain recede faster.  But all you can do is wait.  What will I find myself waiting for tomorrow?  The next day?  I have no doubt that I'll be waiting for something...

Hookers 'R Us: When did shopping for dresses on Amazon become an exercise in weeding out the streetwalker dresses?  I did a simple search for dresses in my size and then sorted by lowest price first, and what do I get?  Every skin tight, mini, off-shoulder, cheap looking, dress that has been made in the past year (and a few I think were made in the '80's!).  I think I'll stick to Macy's and Kohl's from now on for my dresses - I don't think I can stomach wading through the crap that Amazon sells as dresses anymore.  Oh, and did I mention that most of these dresses are being marketed to juniors?  Teenage girls should not be wearing these dresses!